Thursday, April 28, 2005
XXXtra-Large!
Again, I will be disappearing soon into my last set of undergraduate finals--ever! Although, watch this space for live-photo blogging during BLOWOUT 2005 (last day of college classes).
EMANICPATION OF MIMI
All this singing makes this crazy DIVA tired...
Ok, like the typical college male college student that I am, I reluctantly bought Emancipation of Mimi by Mariah, thinking that, at the very least, I would have gotten a CD with like 2 or 3 good songs tops.I almost bought Gwen Stefani or Lindsay Lohan's album...
Was I wrong!If you only knew...
Mostly ballads (that I love singing to in the car—I am guilty!).
Will review the cd in depth, someday.
KING & QUEENS
"God, this is just like high school"-Olga
Olga finally graced her presence at our lovely campus last weekend to be my date (aka “beard”) for our college-wide formal. We had dinner with my friends at Elena’s apartment and then headed to the Leafe, oh, like two times that evening. Since I had no sexual favors to offer (haha), I offered my help in editing her admissions essay one-on-one the next day. Oh yeah, my other good friend Keith also came down as well with his “one-night only” visit.
“Hotel”
"That's what it feels like...a room with a view"
Oh yes, I finally received my library study carrel (think small office with window to study in) so no one can bother me (I wish someone bothered me— the throw-me-down on the desk type-other than that, I want to be left alone). Some of my friends stop by and study with me since it’s quiet,I actually will study and leave them alone, and I like to *bitch* here and there.
SGP (Secret Gay People)
Cher is waiting for you..."Come to mommaaa..."
My new term for people who are sitting on the fence (a very hard, phallic part of it), watching all the men stroll by, and wondering why they’re either a) going out with some random girlfriend b) not interested in dating (and NOT asexual) c) the big “day” is still years away. Don’t worry all you SGPs and future SGPs, we will have the Appletinis and Cher cds ready for that big day...
Awkward
"No, you're not awkward" (yeah right!)
a) Adj. Not graceful; ungainly.
b) Some cute guy who, in your presence, stops (to say hello but doesn't), hesitates, looks the other direction, and goes on his merry ol’ way.
c) Evokes loud, random laughter by those who know who awkward is
d) Usage: “Man, that must have been AWKWARD.” “Guess who I saw today—awkward-hahah”
White trash
"Let's park it by that tree over there. Shh! We have to be quiet..."
Apparently, Zach called me white trash the other day because I told him I wanted to,uh, “see the stars” from the flat bed of a pickup truck. (That, and be a NASCAR groupie one weekend).
Pass me the beers, the wife-beaters, and the mullets, y’all...
EMANICPATION OF MIMI
All this singing makes this crazy DIVA tired...
Ok, like the typical college male college student that I am, I reluctantly bought Emancipation of Mimi by Mariah, thinking that, at the very least, I would have gotten a CD with like 2 or 3 good songs tops.I almost bought Gwen Stefani or Lindsay Lohan's album...
Was I wrong!If you only knew...
Mostly ballads (that I love singing to in the car—I am guilty!).
Will review the cd in depth, someday.
KING & QUEENS
"God, this is just like high school"-Olga
Olga finally graced her presence at our lovely campus last weekend to be my date (aka “beard”) for our college-wide formal. We had dinner with my friends at Elena’s apartment and then headed to the Leafe, oh, like two times that evening. Since I had no sexual favors to offer (haha), I offered my help in editing her admissions essay one-on-one the next day. Oh yeah, my other good friend Keith also came down as well with his “one-night only” visit.
“Hotel”
"That's what it feels like...a room with a view"
Oh yes, I finally received my library study carrel (think small office with window to study in) so no one can bother me (I wish someone bothered me— the throw-me-down on the desk type-other than that, I want to be left alone). Some of my friends stop by and study with me since it’s quiet,I actually will study and leave them alone, and I like to *bitch* here and there.
SGP (Secret Gay People)
Cher is waiting for you..."Come to mommaaa..."
My new term for people who are sitting on the fence (a very hard, phallic part of it), watching all the men stroll by, and wondering why they’re either a) going out with some random girlfriend b) not interested in dating (and NOT asexual) c) the big “day” is still years away. Don’t worry all you SGPs and future SGPs, we will have the Appletinis and Cher cds ready for that big day...
Awkward
"No, you're not awkward" (yeah right!)
a) Adj. Not graceful; ungainly.
b) Some cute guy who, in your presence, stops (to say hello but doesn't), hesitates, looks the other direction, and goes on his merry ol’ way.
c) Evokes loud, random laughter by those who know who awkward is
d) Usage: “Man, that must have been AWKWARD.” “Guess who I saw today—awkward-hahah”
White trash
"Let's park it by that tree over there. Shh! We have to be quiet..."
Apparently, Zach called me white trash the other day because I told him I wanted to,uh, “see the stars” from the flat bed of a pickup truck. (That, and be a NASCAR groupie one weekend).
Pass me the beers, the wife-beaters, and the mullets, y’all...
