Tuesday, August 30, 2005
13 Conversations About...
"This is the second time that a gay man has slept in my bed."
"I had my walk of shame on Saturday morning--from church."
"Wow, this bed is so comfy...it smells so good...but then again, he doesn't sleep here anyway"
"So, you went from babycrunk to crackhead lunch in one night?"
"How's our favorite, little homophobe?"
"Why aren't they friends anymore--he was...(whisper out "cock blocked")"
"Why not? EVERYBODY LOVES AN ASIAN BOY!"
"You know...old haunts...and SHADOWS."
"So wait, you're talking about the guy who's been jerking you around. He should be jerking you *off*"
"Whatever--he's totally closet"
"YOU are such a GUY. (You never pick up the phone!) Hahaha. You parked by my rental."
"Oh my God, I need a drink. What's this? I need a drink!"
"I thought we were at IHOP. This is like Waffle House at 4am."
"What shirt should I wear? The relaxed, not really going out shirt but skinny tee or 'the skinny we're going out tonight and I wanna look hot"
"Hey at least we got some food..and some entertainment."
"I had my walk of shame on Saturday morning--from church."
"Wow, this bed is so comfy...it smells so good...but then again, he doesn't sleep here anyway"
"So, you went from babycrunk to crackhead lunch in one night?"
"How's our favorite, little homophobe?"
"Why aren't they friends anymore--he was...(whisper out "cock blocked")"
"Why not? EVERYBODY LOVES AN ASIAN BOY!"
"You know...old haunts...and SHADOWS."
"So wait, you're talking about the guy who's been jerking you around. He should be jerking you *off*"
"Whatever--he's totally closet"
"YOU are such a GUY. (You never pick up the phone!) Hahaha. You parked by my rental."
"Oh my God, I need a drink. What's this? I need a drink!"
"I thought we were at IHOP. This is like Waffle House at 4am."
"What shirt should I wear? The relaxed, not really going out shirt but skinny tee or 'the skinny we're going out tonight and I wanna look hot"
"Hey at least we got some food..and some entertainment."
